I Feel Honored, Really

I'm on vacation at the moment, and last night, I called my home voicemail only to discover 13 messages. Frankly, I don't get that many phone calls, I'm visiting my family right now, and even the automated telemarketer things only add up to a couple every few days. Well, I had to find out what was going on here, and let me tell you, I had quite the group of callers:

• 1 call from Bill Clinton
• 1 call from Hillary Clinton
• 1 call from Barack Obama's campaign
• 1 call from John McCain's campaign
• 2 calls from Virginia Governor Tim Kaine
• 2 calls from John McCain
• 2 calls from Barack Obama
• 1 call that was dead air (Mitt Romney?)
• 2 more calls I can't remember

I feel honored, really, to receive calls from such an esteemed group, and I feel a little bad I wasn't there to answer, and I feel a little worse that their calls were in vain since I voted absentee a week ago.